Eliot the Spoiled Rich Kid is Thrown down in the Mud.

You want to hear some dirt, an unconfirmed rumor about Eliot Ness, I mean the Second coming of Bill Clinton. Eliot is a king of Pussy, according to a chick that I knew fairly intimately that was a dispatcher for one of the big escort agencies. She said Eliot was a great customer, very reliable, he liked to try the whole inventory. There wasn’t a girl that the Spitz man did not like; you could say he was more of a Mormon.

I wish I remembered her name and still had her number; it would have been a great follow up interview. There is one thing you can rely on with Politicians, there will always be more scandals. Go Obama! Go Hillary too, although they are on the opposite side of the fence if you know what I mean…